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Feminized · Cookies and Cream x Gorilla Glue #4
Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds
Earthy skunk and diesel up front, then vanilla, nuts and sweet cream from the Cookies side. Grease Monkey crosses Gorilla Glue #4 with Cookies and Cream for a 70% indica feminized photoperiod with sticky, frosted flowers and up to 600 g per plant outdoors.
- Feminized photoperiod. No males; flowers at 12/12
- Cookies and Cream x Gorilla Glue #4, 70% indica
- Medium height, 100 to 150 cm, 8 to 10 weeks of flowering
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Glue meets Cookies
Gorilla Glue #4 brings the resin and the funk: diesel, pine and earthy skunk, on flowers sticky enough to glue scissors. Cookies and Cream adds the sweet side, vanilla, nutty dough and a creamy finish. Grease Monkey sits between them, loud and earthy in the jar, with diesel when the flowers are broken up and a sweet, spicy note at the end.
It is not a plant you grow quietly. The smell builds from mid flower, so a carbon filter is a must indoors.
A dense, indica-leaning plant
With 70% indica on the label, Grease Monkey grows stocky and branchy and finishes at a medium 100 to 150 cm. The flowers are tight and heavy with resin, and the side branches can bend under them late in bloom. Plants often show purple hues in cooler conditions.
Strain label
Grease Monkey Feminized Seeds · The Seed Pharm- Seed type
- Feminized Seeds
- Lineage
- Cookies and Cream x Gorilla Glue #4
- Indica / sativa
- 70% Indica / 30% Sativa
- THC
- 14% THC
- Flowering time
- 8-10 weeks
- Height
- Medium (100-150 cm)
- Outdoor yield
- 600 g per plant
- Grows
- Indoor/Outdoor
How to grow Grease Monkey
Veg under 18 hours of light, then flip to 12/12 once the canopy fills the space. Top once and spread the branches so the colas form evenly, and set a trellis net before flowering to keep the heaviest tops upright through its 8 to 10 weeks of bloom.
Gorilla Glue descendants occasionally throw stray male flowers after heat spikes or light leaks, so keep the dark period truly dark and check the colas from mid flower. Late in bloom, keep humidity low around the dense buds. Outdoors, a dry, sunny spot can give up to 600 g per plant.
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Grease Monkey pack prices
| Pack | Price | Per seed | You save | Bonus seeds | Shipping |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 3 seeds | $39 | $13.00 | Base price | None | $10 |
| 5 seeds | $55 | $11.00 | $10 (15%) | None | $10 |
| 10 seeds | $105 | $10.50 | $25 (19%) | 10 free | Free |
| 20 seeds | $180 | $9.00 | $80 (31%) | 10 free | Free |
Prices in USD. Savings are against the 3-seed price per seed. Bonus seeds are added at checkout once your whole order passes $100, and 20 once it passes $200.
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From $39Grease Monkey questions
What is Grease Monkey a cross of?
Cookies and Cream and Gorilla Glue #4, about 70% indica.
Does Grease Monkey need odour control?
Yes. Diesel and earthy skunk build from mid flower, so use a carbon filter indoors.
How much can Grease Monkey yield outdoors?
Up to 600 g per plant, according to the label.
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